*tries to lose weight*
*gains 10lbs instead*
Damn girl u look good…..
Some people aren’t interested in the obedience portion of their relationship with God, just the rewards part. No relationship, just greed.
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
The fact that it can type, apparently
I have seen the future.
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
Right in the childhood
I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING
Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…
THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM
fuck you. i had moved on
the blockbuster one killed me the most
What are those things
Actually, Surge is being sold again. Only on Amazon for right now though.
This is why old people are cranky, by their age the world has killed everything they ever loved…
my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
|—||And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via madgay)|
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
This is absolutely fantastic.
When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word
"wait i can explain"
"My grandparents are black"
"I have a black cousin"
"My car is black"
"Orange is the new black"