DNasty;)
so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

bewbin:

bombing:

babies suck at driving. just another reason i hate kids

seems like they’re driving u crazy

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

blissfulevenings:

cruelings:

daddyjpg:
Instagram @fauxile

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blissfulevenings:

cruelings:

daddyjpg:

Instagram @fauxile

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Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?
Kanye West  (via asapkingsofparis)

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

serenefireflies:

the-fault-in-our—tardis:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

well that would obviously be the first sentence

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me